The Senior Staff

The crew of the Starship...something. Does anyone know the Klingon word for muffin? Or small bread-like substance, that would work too.

EDIT: It's called the K'truyg, which is like Tofu Tart stuff.

Right, so:

Captain Torauch-Klingon-Commanding Officer
Commander Denaan-Andorian-Weapons and Tactics/First Officer
Lt. Commander Mallix-Denobulan-Chief Science Officer/Second Officer
Lieutenant Llaiir-Romulan-Chief Engineer
Lt. Commander Kelzitia-Kobali-Chief Medical Officer
Lieutenant Lexica-Android (Human)-Head Councilor

It's the diversity ship. Because Humans are lame.

But it's funny. The Captain is a Klingon (likes to kill people) and the First Officer is an Andorian (also likes to kill people). That can't be good.

Oh, and Lexica? People will walk onto the ship, look around and go "Oh my god, there's only one human!"

"Well, no not really. She's an android. But don't tell her that, she doesn't know."

I swear to god, an android Councilor who doesn't know she's an android. How excellent is that?

And they're at least Voyager age (24th century I think) because there are delta quadrant species. The Kobali for instance. Weird species.

(c) A lot of people

Done in flash